Tuesday, May 01, 2007
How to:Graffiti for A**HOLES 101
OK, so you want to be a graffiti A**hole??---OK, SURE!! here is a perfect crash course..
1) Be SURE to paint your "piece" in a very remote place where no one but fishermen, kayakers, and local wildlife watchers can enjoy it!! preferably by the river facing a floodwall - idiot!!
3) Make SURE you dump your paintbrushes, rollers, half full paint cans, and rolling trays INTO the stream which feeds directly into the river... esp if it is a nursery for baby ducks like you see in this picture... (the baby ducks were getting a lesson on "how to swim" the day these pictures were taken- i was not giving those lessons though)
4) Be SURE to dribble the rest of the paint from your roller on a rock and sign your name with it!!
5) go home, put on that same old WU Tang Clan CD, "huff" some of that leftover spraypaint, and tell yourself you're "representing hip hop" -- SURE!!
IF YOU NEED VISUAL EXAMPLES for "HOW TO BE A GRAFFITI A**HOLE" - click the picture below.
PS: IF YOU DUMP PAINT INTO THE RIVER-- YOU WILL SOMEDAY DRINK IT!!!